Random Ass Stories

Bye bye luxury, and Hello! agony.

2009-05-07T09:46:00.015+08:00

As some of you guys may already know. I'm going to Melaka next monday for matriculation. It's true, I'm not shitting. I only hope that there's available access to the internet there. If not i'm totally dead. I have applied for UM but te results is out due June, so to be safe, it's better that I go to Melaka first in case I did not get UM. Here are some of the things that I will surely miss.

Of course. My computer.

Modem. For me, the greatest invention ever.

The pencil is what keeping the modem obtain it's power.

My Ben 10 desktop. Yes, I love to watch Ben 10.

The big TV in the living room.

Front-view.

Astro decoder. It made my day everytime.

The fishes that I feed everyday for the past two years, but still doesn't recognise me because they swam away when I approach the pond.

Damn fishes.

The bike that I've modified a lot but I seldom ride it.

DRUMS!! I'll definitely miss these.

The place where I always release my stress.

PS2, I'm still playing Guitar Hero.

Thank God for this game.

The TV in my room.

Without this, there will be no porn in my room.

My comfy bed.

My personal computer.

My Core 2 Quad. It's only 2 months old. Damn!

The comfort of a toilet seat. I'm hoping that I don't need to squat there.

My shower. Yes it's pink. Who cares?!

Just for fun.

The rooftop. The place I always hag out alone. Letting my mind wander around.

The stairs that I used to climb to the rooftop.

I'll miss this place.

My hockey stick. It brings back memories. The time when I'm active in sports.

My hoe-made bat. My uncle carved this.

My knife, just in case.

Luckily, there are some stuffs that I can bring to Melaka to make my life less miserable there. Such as...

My iPod. To me, Music=Life

My external. I'll also bring my drumsticks and metronome so that I can practice my drums there.

But the most important thing that I'll miss is definitely my family and friends. I'm hoping that we will still keep in touch although I will be in Melaka. Since I'm a mama's boy, I'm really worried that I'll have to wash and iron my own clothes, just hoping there will be a laundry there at the hostel or dorm(whatever they call it these days). I can only come back once a month though. Damn. Melaka is just an hour away, depending how you drive. HAHA!! anyway, All The Best to you guys! and the last day of Langkawi post will be done by Voon Keong. So if there's anything lame blame him. Bye bye luxury and hello agony. Adios!

Funeral

2009-04-26T21:03:00.001+08:00

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The Langkawi Experience! Day 3!

2009-04-25T07:23:00.071+08:00

Day 3

It was the same as the previous morning. Pang woke up around 6.30 a.m. and took a stroll along the beach, finding his victims. Eng Hoe and Soo were unmovable after last night's party. As before, we failed to see the sunrise, most of us woke up around 7.30 a.m. We discussed about our plan that day while taking turns to bath. We decided to visit Makam Mahsuri and the Eagle Statue at the jetty. After that, another play time at the beach.

Eng Hoe had a sleepless night with Afiq. Just look at that HOT body.

Waking up for the camera.

Afiq's blur face in the morning.

His shirt for the day.

Eng Hoe went back to sleep, after waking up. So...

Pang having a bout of morning sickness. PSP.

Discussing about the game.

First thing to do? Breakfast, of course. Afiq mentioned before that there was a RM1 nasi lemak stall along the road. We were all hyped up to makan but when we arrived there, it's friggin' closed. Potong stim only. (English-equivalent = anti-climatic) However, there's another nasi lemak stall. Nevertheless, it was an excellent meal.

This is the second stall we found. Note the 1 removed from the board. Maybe there used to be two RM1 stalls but something just happened.

Afiq's plate. RM6 including his drink. His quote: Damn cheap. A piece of seabass curry and some beef.

Pang's plate. RM6 also.

Gobbling up our beautiful breakfast.

Soo daydreaming, thinking what to do.

Finished already.

Ignore this guy.

Afiq touched Eng Hoe's chest. Eng Hoe can't take it anymore.

Yum-Seng.

After a hearty breakfast, we went back to the motel. Apparently, some of us haven't bathed yet. Smelly fellows. After that, we went to Makam Mahsuri!

Eng Hoe trying to repair his flip-flops with super glue but he either glued the scissors together or the cap of the bottle.

It's time to visit Makam Mahsuri. Entrance fee is RM5, however pictures of the exhibits cannot be taken. Wonder why?

Summary of Mahsuri's death.

It's just a snail.

Soo and Eng Hoe reading the text. Pang and VK talking about game.

Paying their respects.

Funny-looking tree.

Two red ants attacking a puny black ant. Pity the black ant.

Traditional buffalo cart.

Then we saw photos and articles of Mahsuri's descendants. Not bad.

The photos were taken about only a few years back but they are losing colour fast.

The younger one is chubby. Wait till she's older.

Nice cactus.

Not sure for what. Either it's for rice-harvesting or kitchen equipments.

Lobster? Yes. Edible? Probably not.

Still not sure about all these.

Probably for flattening pieces of latex. Who knows? Anyone has an answer?

Traditional thingy.

Traditional kitchen.

Traditional fire-extinguisher. ;-P

A view from the inside.

A place where babies sleep.

Eng Hoe is trying to test the quality of woodwork.

Trying to break down the wall.

Traditional window designs.

Eng Hoe reading scriptures. Which turned out to be Allah. After that, he melts.

Dear God, please forgive Afiq.

A view of the house. Note the smiley face.

Look closely. There's a bird among the leaves.

Afiq and Eng Hoe fooling around with some items at a stall.

Pang posing with an umbrella. An ugly girl.

Below are some shots taken with the performers of "Caklempong".

Luckily, Eng Hoe is at the side. If not, he will block the whole show.

Mahsuri's grave.

Looking at her tomb.

Paying our respects to Mahsuri, hopefully she rests in peace and nothing happens to us. So far so good.

Take one.

Take two.

Final take. Afiq joins in.

After that, we walked around the place again. There's a small enclosure for some birds.

Plants roots were dangling above us.

Eng Hoe trying to do the limbo rock.

Here are the birds we saw in the enclosure.

Eagle, the only one we know.

Peacock. (Kacang hijau konek)

Show off.

Musical instruments.

Old appliances.

Nice tempayan/vase.

Drums.

Another drum. Huge one.

Afiq posing with a stick. From far, looks like a keris.

His feet is on a land-plougher.

We went to another house. Pendekar Hitam's house.

Another traditional item.

Playing dress up with VK.

So beautiful until the camera cannot capture.

Daydreamers.

A sexy dude!

Gauze (kekabu) tree. Click to enlarge for a closer look at the gauze.

Magic trick. Balancing the bird on his finger.

After a long time at Makam Mahsuri, we drove to the jetty for the iconic Eagle Statue.

Group photo with the eagle.

Karate Kid, Soo posing the crane posture.

Eagle posers.

Little JD is here. RM9.

Back to the room. Waiting for playtime at the beach. Meanwhile, a small party.

Tengah hari sudah minum. Girls, check out Soo's body, but if nudged, it's flabby.

Believe it or not, Eng Hoe's a pro with Rubik's cube.

Lazing around. Pang with the PSP again.

Afiq trying to annoy Pang.

Pang did not responded. At all.

Eng Hoe wanted to take a short nap, but constantly disturbed by Afiq.

We bought this ball for RM6, Soo bargained it and we got 90 cents discount! In the end, we threw the ball out to the sea but there's this white kid who took it. Niama!

Still clean.

House keeping nightmare.

Trash can is full of booze and chocs.

Then it is the BEACH!!! We played for around two hours, the first hour we kept playing with the ball. Then we saw some dudes playing football, so Soo, Pang and Afiq joined them. Luckily, none of us got sunburned.

Look at eng Hoe's sexy legs. Wait till you see his body.

Nice ass!!

After playing around and having fun we cleaned ourselves up and head to dinner!! In conjunction with Soo's birthday the day before, we decided to belanja him makan. We went back to our favourite restaurant which is Lucky Restaurant.

Afiq's shirt for the night.

Soo wrestle Eng Hoe.

No idea why we took this pic.

LUCKY!!

The sign says it.

Here are some pics of us having dinner.

Ordering.

The B'day boy.

Like he know only.

It's time to refuel!

Peel and Black Devil. Both not bad.

PSP again.

Afiq trying to grope Eng Hoe.

Eng Hoe wants to try smoking.

Our first dish.

Afiq feeding the birthday boy.

Passing him the food.

Gone in 5 minutes. Eng Hoe took nearly half.

The main course.

Since Soo is the birthday boy, he got the privilege of eating the cheek flesh of the fish.

Everything finish.

EeF off man!

Our bill, not that expensive.

Stop playing!

Nice dinner.

Then we decided to walk around Chenang Beach, since this is the last night, everyone agrees except Soo, claiming he's tired.

Fooling around at the money changer stand.

Japanese school in Langkawi, damn.

The bookshop is really vibrant.

Eng Hoe is really 'jakun' that there's a durian in Langkawi.

Look at the book Eng Hoe is reading. 'Inside the Whale'.

Eng Hoe is sad becuse he can't fit in those shorts.

We're jealous that there are lots of couples holding hands so Eng Hoe and Afiq decided to hold hands.

This is the video.

The cat on the catfood box is very similar to the cat on the counter.

The beach at night.

The real party!!

Eng Hoe is proud of his Carlsberg.

Our fridge is full of chocs now.

Old Virginia whiskey, in the end Eng Hoe can't finish the whole bottle. Pussy.

Old Virgin.

Soo's face explains all.

Eng Hoe watching the Malay drama again.

Pang joins in after that.

He's only posing.

Only a little sip.

Sleep already.

PSP-ing.

Stop la Pang.

Trash can vomits.

Look at how many mineral bottle we bought.

It's cleaner.

That is all for Day 3.

Langkawi Experience Day 2

2009-04-22T09:30:00.079+08:00

Day 2 began with a lazy morning. Kononnya, want to see sunrise but only Pang woke up around 6. The rest of us slept till 7.30. As usual, we have to take turns to bath. During that time, we randomly took pictures.

Eng Hoe had a restless night because of Afiq's groping. Soo still having a hangover.

Pagi-pagi main laptop. Laptop cacat.

Afiq's t-shirt for the day.

Boys' table. This is considered clean.

Prehistoric laptop.

Early morning threesome. In order to wake Eng Hoe up, we had to do this.

Soo waking Eng Hoe by doing an arm lock because he's still sleepy.

Pagi-pagi main PSP. Pang addicted already. Must check into rehab.

Afiq mentioned a RM1 nasi lemak stall somewhere but we were too lazy to find it. When everyone is ready, we went out for breakfast. But, instead of a RM1 nasi lemak stall, we ended up eating at a frigging expensive not-so-nice diner. All because Eng Hoe, who is too lazy to walk.

Finding breakfast.

Found one.

Eng Hoe acting cool.

Look at what is he wearing. It should be more like Taming the Hippo.

Still acting.

Afiq's turn. Skinnier version of Eng Hoe.

The PSP is now in Afiq's hands. It's a disease.

We still can't accept this. The hair... not Pang at all. He's turning into a pedo.

Afiq's omelette. RM3.50. WTF?!

Niama, Afiq. Stealing fries.

Caught in action.

Now it's Pang's turn.

Eng Hoe had to order another plate because... you understand-la! Frigging 11 bucks per plate of nuggets and fries.

Face of a retard.

Finally, Eng Hoe's tummy is stuffed and satisfied. It took him around RM20 just for breakfast.

Soo acting cool while waiting for Eng Hoe to finish his breakfast.

After that, we went for a cable car ride at Langkawi Geopark. Along the way, there's a lot of new buildings, different types of interesting designs.

Still tak puas hati with his hair.

Buildings along the freeway.

Parliament.

Another building.

Guess what it is? Another building.

Cable car! (the very thin lines)

Then, we arrived at Langkawi Geopark. We were bloody anxious for the cable car ride. But, unfortunately, on that day, it was closed. For emergency maintenance crap. _|_ To make it worse, the emergency maintenance will be done until tomorrow. So we came to Langkawi Geopark for nothing. Therefore, we can't ride the cable car along the Langkawi trip. Babi!

This is at Langkawi Geopark. no kidding, we were surprised just as you guys are.

Another nice building.

All we can do is took a couple of pictures T.T But the cable car is seriouly high, so lucky us.

After that we walked around the compound, then we ask a really stupid question to the cleaners there. We asked where is the Geopark, then she replied 'Sini la!'. lol! All this time we thought that the Geopark supposed to be a forest but it is only like a garden.

Lotus, not bad.

This is the only picture we took at Langkawi that all 5 of us are in it.

Fishes swimming in formation, quite a sight.

All of those buidings are shops.

Walking around.

Pang pointing at a little kid.

Eng Hoe is happy because he can fit through it.

We eventually buy some stuff at the zone, by stuff we mean boozes and smokes.

Modelling.

RM 3.50 KAMPAI!! blackcurrant and RM2.00 Carlsberg special brew (8.8% alcohol, very smooth)

Drunk a bit.

After that, feeling depressed and all, we went to "Telaga Tujuh" to see what's there. When we arrived, we made a detour to the waterfall nearby before going further to "Telaga Tujuh". The waterfall was pretty amazing. To walk up there, we had to climb a frigging long flight of stairs. So it was worth the effort. When we arrived there, we saw a bunch of girls. Pretty ones, too. But, sadly they didn't go up. What to do, they are girls what. By this time, Voon Keong is already dizzy from the beer.

Eng Hoe acting cool. More like emo.

The top part of the waterfall.

Soo standing in front of the waterfall. It's pretty unique because the water flow is small. Usually, a waterfall is very extreme.

Afiq joins Soo.

Eng Hoe finding it hard to cross over.

Pang and VK posing.

Freestyle posing.

Squatting monkeys.

Couple? Look closely. Two fair maidens.

Kesian the fellow.

Group photo.

Soo decided to take off his shirt to show off some flesh, not muscles.

Then, it is Afiq's turn.

Followed by Pang, who claimed he worked out thrice a week at a gym.

Eng Hoe's recording.

Soo's helping Eng Hoe because he can't take it anymore.

Now comes the real challenge. Further up to "Telaga 7". We had to climb 238 metres uphill from the waterfall. That's a definite bad sign for us. While climbing, Pang and Soo decided to quicken their pace and went up first. Afiq, VK and Eng Hoe were left behind. Afiq because he puffed too much. VK hangover. Eng Hoe, pandai-pandai la.

Eng Hoe: NO!!! What did I do to deserve this?!!

This is only 10 metres.

Soo sprinting.

He took off his shirt again, sweating.

The 3 losers left behind.

Drunk, dizzy and a terrible hangover.

Muscle man.

The three losers that were left behind decided to make a Blair Witch Project/Cloverfield parody.

The Beginning.

Desperate Measures.

Virus taking over!

Salvation.

Finally, we arrived. But, just at the beginning of the trail. Lazy to walk in to see the real thing.

Warning Sign in 4 languages, can't see the arabic verses at the bottom.

Danger! Hot man coming through (Just to make him happy)

Scenery #1

Scenery #2

Nice.

Finally Eng Hoe, VK and Afiq arrived.

WHEE!!! *panting*

Background is awesome.

This kinda looked epic.

Telaga Tujuh is through there but we are lazy.

After that we went down, it's a lot easier compared to going up. We then quenched our thirst with a RM3.50 coconut, but it is not that refreshing.

Waiting for our coconut.

Enormous monkey devouring coconut. Nothing goes untouched.

PSP is now with Afiq.

Alma's brother.

In the car, everyone took a short nap.

My fair maiden!

Do they look alike?

Don't know who took this pic.

Later, we drove back to town Kuah for lunch. We ate at one of the few kopitiam. Here's what we had for lunch.

Afiq had this. Guess what it is?

Just kidding. He's eating this.

Non-halal.

All of us enjoying our food.

Soo eating thosai, his second dish.

Finally, finished!

This cat was nearby our table. Don't even care where it's sleeping.

Nice! Click to enlarge if can't see. If you don't get it, I don't know what to say.

Chibai Trading. Hahaha!

After replenishing ourselves.

VK's song.

Actually, Soo always made a mistake when refuelling at a gas station. He enters the place the other way. Gas station is one way but he entered it by the exit, causing problem when refuelling.

This is what happens when you enter the gas station the other way round.

Still struggling with the pump.

Afiq's turn to drive. Luckily, we survived. We went back around 1.30 p.m. Some were resting in the room while others went to the motel's CC for Internet. At 4.30 p.m. we went down to the beach. We swam around, played piggyback. Afiq pinched Eng Hoe's chest while underwater. We're having a blast except VK who stood in the water because he can't swim. Oops! forgot to mention that 14th April is Soo's birthday as well. Instead of traditional birthday bash, we buried him in sand, it took us 30 mins to buried him. Here are the pics, hitting him in the crotch.

Rock on! Baby!

Half-asleep. Oh, it's just VK eyes.

Look at the clear blue waters. Ignore the guy sitting there, blocking our shot.

Still clean.

Pang bought two of those huge Spritzer bottles.

Our stash.

Afiq's stash. Truly a devil.

After that we went back to the motel to get ourselves a good rest but instead we fooled around in the room. These are the videos of us fooling around.

Pang's ass.

Eng Hoe torturing Afiq.

From another camera.

Afiq's revenge!

Soo's birthday bash Langkawi version. Actually there are a few picstures of Eng Hoe's hot body, but he deleted them from all the cameras because he's scared will be mobbed by chicks if they ever saw his body.

Look at his boobs. If you can see, there's a birdie as well.

Touching up.

Pang likes to touch Soo's crotch.

Happily enjoying his torture.

Group picture. Look at Afiq's belly.

Eng Hoe is actually hiding his magnificent body behind Soo.

Soo breaking out.

Afiq's turn to be buried.

Soo having a fun time.

Horny face. Can't blame him, lots of hot whispering eye hanging around.

James Bond.

Close up. Oh, it's just Pang.

Cannot tahan already. In the end, we quit halfway.

We went back to our room and had a quick dinner. Later, was supper time and we drove around to find Lucky restaurant which is actually just a stone's throw away. So, there's no point driving. When we passed by the place, Soo shouted "Hot chicks! Hot chicks!". Then, Afiq replied "Ya, that's why we're stopping." Selamba only. After supper, we went back to our room and had a mini-party.

Guess what we're looking at? The friggin PSP...

Asahi. Very smooth.

Soo trying to bite off the cap.

Pang also trying to whack off the cap. In the end, Eng Hoe used his teeth.

Resupplied our stash.

Heineken aka Hynie.

Guinness Foreign Extra, don't know what's the difference.

Hooch Apple. Everybody's favourite. Like fruit juice with a bitter aftertaste, mixed with alcohol.

All relaxing.

A movie on TV2.

Not drunk. It's just Afiq.

That damned PSP again.

Still watching the movie.

Soo's getting drunk anytime soon.

Party over. Feeding the trash can.

That's all for Day 2.

Random Tagging.

2009-04-21T17:17:00.003+08:00

You guys know the term hangat-hangat tahi ayam or hot-hot chicken shit right? That is how it is with my blog! Since I've been lost for so long because of my lazyness, I'll just do some random tagging to satisfy some of you guys.

Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 20 questions. Then tag 5 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

People who I wanted to tag are;
-All who read my blog la!

1.Crazy stuff u did before.
-Skip Friday Prayers.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
-Lepak with friends and family.

3. If you are given a chance to reverse your life,will you back to the past ?
-Nope, everything's fine by me!

4. What would u do if u were to die tomorrow?
-Ask GOD, my parents and everyone Forgiveness man.

5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
-Yes, my parents.

6. Do you feel loved in this world?
-YUP!

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
-My parents.

8. What do you feel like doing right now?
-Sleeping and then wake up play L4D.

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
-Yes.

10. List 5 things that u like in a guy/girl.
~Unsensitive
~Casual
~Simple
~Adorable
~Joker

11. What are the requirements that you not wish from your other half?
-Looking like an Ah Lian/female version of LaLa.

12. What do you think is your purpose in life?
-Study smart and be good to others. Worship God.

13.Do you feel like killing someone at the moment?
-Yup, that friggin' Tanker and that asshole camper, Smoker.

14. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
-Subway, it's healthy trust me.

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
-Rich!

16. What book are you currently reading?
-You're kidding me right?!

17. How would you show your love to your bf/gf?
-Yup.

18. Name one love song that you have in mind and why?
-Love Story - Taylor Swift, because VK won't stop singing the song at Langkawi.

19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
-Personality? HAHA!!, nobody's perfect.

20. Do you believe love at first sight?
-Nope.

Oh yeah, Langkawi post will be in by this week!

The Langkawi Experience Day 1

2009-04-21T10:06:00.062+08:00

Langkawi, rated one of the most beautiful islands in the world, but for us guys, all we care is the rumoured cheap price of boozes and cigarettes. Yes, we only go there because it is duty-free. Most of the funny stuff happens via video but can't upload them because internet is friggin' slow.

Day 1 of the trip began on the 13th of April. Afiq, Soo and VK were supposed to meet at the Pandan Jaya LRT Station around 7 a.m. But, as you all know, according to Malaysian timing, it registers in the brain as 7.15 a.m. So, poor VK had to wait for 15 minutes for the arrival of Afiq and Soo.

VK - punctual as ever.

Meanwhile, Eng Hoe and Pang had been waiting for us for an hour at school because those two idiots arrived early to school. We then meet up at 7-11 around 7.45 a.m. We decided then to have our breakfast at the famous Hon Kee porridge stall (opposite Hong Leong bank, no pork.... maybe). You will have the shock of your life when you see Pang's hair. Just scroll down.

Note: Pang's the one choking the poor Lai. That's Afiq's hands, by the way. Notice the hair about a year ago.

The Pang now. Wtf? (gasping...) We were all stunned when we first looked at him. Don't ask... He did... rebonding... at RM60. This is what cheap rebonding does to your hair...

Soo and Afiq were comparing about the price of condoms at Langkawi and KL. Duty free?

Happily posing.

Afiq's bowl of fish porridge... delicious!

Eng Hoe stuffing himself. Look at him go. Pang didn't makan, said that he was full.

VK slurping. Hot... the porridge... not him.

Everyone took a sip of their porridge.

Refreshing... no wonder it's famous.

Look at Eng Hoe's bags. One for food, the other for clothing. VK brought his ancient 3kg laptop, luckily Eng Hoe brought a pulley, so instead of carrying that damn thing we just put it inside Eng Hoe's bag and let him do all the work.

Our bus were leaving at 9 a.m. so we rushed over to Puduraya after the breakfast. Everyone was excited at the beginning but we couldn't stand the damned long and torturous 7-hours bus ride. You couldn't believe how mind-numbing it is.

Eng Hoe waiting anxiously for booze... and food.

Ain't he just cool?

Soo in a pensive mood... maybe not, maybe thinking about booze and chicks as well.

Grr. Pang chewing gum while Eng Hoe is fantasizing.

Afiq with a face that's priceless.

Few hours later...

Sleeping "beauty".

Ugly...

Eng Hoe is sleeping peacefully until...... Luckily for Pang, Eng Hoe did not plan on getting his revenge, for the rest of the trip Pang was feeling paranoid whenever he goes to sleep.

Around 12.15 p.m. we reached Perak. Luckily, the driver made a pit stop. After doing our respective business in the washroom, it's time to makan lunch.

At rest house. All attacking their food like piranhas.

No dogs! That means Pang can't enter.

Saw a lizard hiding around the grass.

Somewhere in Perlis, we saw a really eye-catching billboard ad. See for yourself.

Something for your eyes to enjoy! (Click to enlarge)
Note: next time, use a more attractive model for advertisements, especially in cosmetics.

Eng Hoe bought a mineral water bottle with an interesting label. Again, see for yourself.

Cap Keluarga. Nice name for a mineral water bottle.

Finally, after 7+ hours of ass cramping and shitting around, we reached Kuala Perlis. Next we went to the jetty.

On the way to the jetty.

Look at the clear blue sky....

After buying our ferry tickets, we still had time to spare. We went makan again. You guys have to understand, Eng Hoe was with us.

KFC! Eng Hoe ordered the dinner plate for tea break.

Fooling around after a meal.

Posing.

After KFC, Pang began sneezing uncontrollably. Note his "wedding" ring.

Luckily the seats in the ferry were spacious enough for our beloved Eng Hoe. The ride was okay, not too rough and bumpy. The seas were calm. While waiting for the ferry to begin its journey, we took some pictures.

Posers.

Afiq depicting Eng Hoe's face.

Eng Hoe acting cool.

FINALLY! After 9+ hours, we reached Langkawi.

What a pleasant sight!

Wohoo!!

Eng Hoe is already hungry.

While waiting for Soo to get the car, we decided to do a parody of Amazing Race. Take note, the main highlight of the videos is actually the purple pulley bag. Just take a look.

Take One .

Take Two .

Ending, still tak jadi.

Just want to show the slogan/phrases on Afiq's t-shirt. Changes everyday.

While we were buying our ferry tickets Soo rented a Gen-2 RM60 per day, it is damn cheap considered that the guy only charged us for 3 days instead of 4.

Our ride at Langkawi.

All posing.

Very happy, Soo driving and Eng Hoe had to sit in front (Obviously).

We then checked in at AB motel, RM120 per night with 2 double beds. To be divided by 5 fellows, it is really affordable. Plus the room is quite spacious.

Eng Hoe booking his place.

Our shoes were all over the place.

After we went out to town for supper, and guess what caught Afiq's eyes?

YEAH!! Afiq immediately bought a pack of cigarrettes.

Just when Afiq the pack of cigarettes, Soo came to us with a botlle of Heineken (or as we call it Hynie, because it ryhmes with hymen, nothing perverted).

Afiq: HARAM!!!

But after knowing the price of a single bottle, which is only RM2.50

Yeah Baby!! Happy hour!

After that we went to a mamak stall to have our supper. While waiting for our food to arrive, Afiq and Soo decided to take a puff. Don't worry, they are casual smokers, not chain smokers.

Afiq ordering "nasi goreng ayam".

Soo's the one who started smoking.

Then, there was two.

Noob smokers.

Eng Hoe only ordered ais kosong and trying to restrain himself from eating Afiq's food. No-lar, just kidding. The plates in front of him were his orders.

Alma's brother.

After supper, it's back to our room. Chilling out and waiting for our turns to bath since there's only one toilet.

Random shot.

Soo brought his soft toys along.

Cowy and Micky.

VK PSP-ing. Pang's fault for bringing the PSP.

These soft toys started partying before us.

Afiq and Eng Hoe watching a Malay drama.

Soo is quite drunk.

Afiq's turn PSP-ing.

Look! A pig wearing glasses!

Eng Hoe hugging Soo. Soo's very excited.

After that, it's lights out but Afiq keep groping Eng Hoe, causing us a restless night. Eng Hoe was stressed out.

A short ad to make us think twice!

2009-02-12T17:28:00.003+08:00

I found this video in Yasmin Ahmad's blog. It is based on the true story of Encik Shahrul's family, or more specifically, of his youngest child, Adlan.

Adlan was an extreme autistic who, for 7 years, behaved like he was trapped in a bubble, unable to communicate with the outside world, and vice versa.

What finally brought him out of that state is shown in the commercial you see here. (Copied it directly from her blog!) Anyways, Enjoy!

Japanese Food + Buffet = Saisaki!

2009-01-30T10:16:00.027+08:00

It was on the 15th of January. We were broke but still we wanted to eat there. Just to hang out with friends since it has been a long time we did not see each other (1 month is considered long!). It was also Jia Ren's last day in KL because he has to return to Singapore the following day. So, it's like killing two birds with one stone. Meeting up was a challenge because we were all over the place. At first, we called a lot of people but we ended up with only 8 idiots. But to Eng Hoe especially, that place is a paradise, Saisaki Japanese Buffet, what more can i say?

(l-r): Jia Ren, Voon Keong , SD (small di*k), Fat Hoe, Wai Kit, Sensei (sohai guy)

squating: Humongous 69, Lap Bann

We met up at Pavilion main entrance around 5.30 p.m. Eng Hoe is the first to arrive at 4. What an idiot...

Fat Hoe waiting.

By 6, everyone was here except Lap Bann. That bastard don't know where is Pavilion main entrance (no shit!). So eventually we have to pick him up from Raja Chulan Monorail Station. Here are some pics of us walking....

Eng Hoe simply take the pic.

Afiq's hair looked dumb...

WOW!! damn handsome!

Finally, Lap Bann joined us.

Pedophile.

So there we were, at the staircase of UOA building, passing time because we arrived a little too early, around 6.15 p.m. (opening time for dinner is 6.30 p.m.) We "borak-ed" and "lepak-ed" around the entrance. Lap Bann then told jokes to Eng Hoe but in the end, Eng Hoe didn't laugh. We talked about recent school stuff to Jia Ren but then, suddenly, someone (we couldn't recall who) asked Jia Ren whether he knew "best friend" (to those who know him, faham la). Here are some pics.

PICTURE TIME!!!

Niama this guy always kacau!

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, Sensei just finished work. For those who don't know him you will probably guess why we called him sensei, it is simply because of the way he looks and acts. He sure looks cool in office attire......NOT!!

If you happen to meet him, please bash him up...

Walao, damn cool man! (skeleton in formal clothes....)

While we are waiting for the restaurant to open. We took some pics..

Waiting. Eng Hoe can't tahan di!

This pic looks epic...

Seriously hungry di....

Finally!! It is open!! We rushed in and immediately begin choosing and taking every single food there is. Eng Hoe is the fastest among us. Look at his plate..

Eng Hoe's first plate

Gone in just 5 minutes!

Nice right? Afiq's plate.

Sensei took the plate of oysters.

Tada! Eng Hoe's second plate. Many more to come...

Third plate is here. Wtf man, diet-lar Eng Hoe...

A plate-ful of sashimis. Drooling, right?

Everyone is digging in.

Look at Afiq go! Fatter already man...

The biggest suprise was Sensei. He was "smart alec" and greedy. For a person his size, his portions is even bigger than Eng Hoe! What an ass!

Just look at his plate! Oops, TWO plates...

About 25 mins later

Still struggling to eat until the food is abandoned.

Show Off!

Time passed damn fast and before we know it, we chatted for around 45 mins. Feels nice to talk about good old days in school. Out of a sudden, Eng Hoe brought up "best friend" again. It was inevitable. Why? Because Eng Hoe is the closest to him. To any non-MBSSKL students, let's just say that "best friend" is erm... "popular" because he "sticks" to people.

We lost count. Maybe this was the 2nd or 3rd? All we know is that he exceeded 10 plates (plus desserts, appetisers, main courses, etc)

Look at him smile! So happy...

Backtrack a bit. Everyone just enjoying the food.

Chatting endlessly. Taking a break before continuing the buffet. Sensei looks mature...

By 8, Lap Bann had to leave. The fellow need to go to work the following morning, told us he need to get up around 5.30 a.m. Wtf? 5.30 a.m. Worse than school... That's life, I guess.

The pic we took before Lap Bann took off.

Lap Bann leaving us. Not worth the price.

We ended up bored because we wanted to stay there till 10 pm. Sensei gave a brilliant idea, "Let's play a game, Guess the Number, Fear Factor style!". Eng Hoe went around the place, gathering unidentified seasonings and stuff to make a concoction. Here is a brief explanation on how to play.

1. One person decides a number and keeps it to himself. (within 1-100)
2. The rest start guessing. The range keeps getting smaller if each guess is not correct.
3. For example, number 25. Range 1-30 after a few guesses.
4. The rest is up to you if someone got the correct number.
5. Those who got the correct number in our game need to drink the concoction.

Yem, being the pussy, volunteered to be the first to determine the number so that he doesn't get to guess the number and maybe drink the concoction. The pics below shows the victims drinking. It taste like those cheap cough syrup i used to take when i was little.

Looks delicious. (Warning!)

Yem in the first round.

Afiq was the first to kena.

Oops! Next was Yem.

Yem tak tahan. Spit it out. What a pussy!

Out of nowhere, Eng Hoe then lift this thing ur and Afiq said "Yem, you can use this thing as your condom!". Everyone burst out laughing.

Voon Keong was next. Struggling to swallow the damned thing.

Back to Afiq. His second time now.

Voon Keong's second time.

Sensei taking several sips of the stuff. Maybe it tastes good to him... we may never know...

Yem taking in his second time.

After a few more rounds, we stopped the game. Overall, Afiq drank 4 times, Voon Keong 3 times, Jia Ren twice (with one power-packed finale, he had to drink once with solid stuff in it)

Those are the solid stuff that Jia Ren must swallow.

Dessert time! Everyone taking ice-cream and fruits. Once again, Eng Hoe dominated the scene.

Finally! Eng Hoe's final plate...

He cannot tahan di...lol!

After that we took some pics!

Kampai!

Tribute to the topic of the day!

The bill itself is rather interesting. Eng Hoe is the one who pointed it out. Take a look!

Everyone took a picture of the bill.

Outside UOA Building.

Again, Tribute to the topic of the day!

After that Afiq wants to go 'car surfing', but what happens is that when he was going to jump on his car he gone off balance and smashed his visor. Another 'smart alec'.

Taken on the next day. Rm25 man, lost....T.T

Oh yeah, Eng Hoe scratched Afiq's chest and guess what happens?

This happens...

So there it is, our night at Saisaki. It is indeed unforgettable. Just hoping that we could do these kind of stuff more often. Until next time, Bye!

Kudos mate!

Roxorloops!!

2009-01-05T14:33:00.000+08:00

I know some of you guys already know Roxorloops, but just for fun, I wanna post the video in my blog. I know the video is long but it is worth watching. Especially hearing him beatbox.

First Video

Second Video

To me, he even beat this guy...

Thanks for watching!! and for those who start schooling today...Happy Schooling!! Study hard!! Adios!

Welcome, weary travellers of the Net!

2009-01-04T11:01:00.000+08:00

Happy belated new year! Welcome to Random Ass Stories Tavern, where tales of stupidity reign over common sense and thirst for adventure abound. This blog is just an expression of the moments we had together during a carefree time when the pressures in life still seems far away. Enjoy!

A simple introduction...

Pang Yoke Fei

Before SPM

After SPM

Soo Yew Sing

Lee Voon Keong

Afiq Latip

Before SPM

AFTER SPM!!!

Four guys + KLCC = One heck of an adventure!

2009-01-04T10:22:00.000+08:00

So, we were bored, right after the much dreaded SPM examination... Instead of hanging out or working like any other regular graduates, Afiq has come up with a "brilliant" idea. It's darn simple, actually. Point A to Point B. On foot. Why? Don't ask why, we just did it without the participation of our brains. That's all. We thought it was initially just a walk in the park, our egoistic pride saying "Should be easy, what...". How wrong we were...

Without any sign of an incoming idiotic impulse, the rest of us (that means Voon Keong, Yoke Fei and Yew Sing) agreed to join Afiq in his so-called brilliant idea. What happened to common sense? Why would we agree? Alas, maybe deep down inside, we were struggling to release our inner jackass and this will be our debut adventure.

The idea was hatched on 15th of Dec. The initial plan was to be executed (Operation "Jalan Kaki") on the 16th but due to an illness afflicting Pang, it was pushed back to 17th, Wednesday. Our Point A, was Pandan Jaya LRT station. It was from here we were to walk to KLCC. Starting time:

10:06

First, a pictorial intro of our gang

(l-r): SYS, AAL, LVK, PYF The one in dark blue is actually Afiq. Shocked? We too. Why? It's obvious.

Our adventure starts here.

As we were walking, we stumbled across what seemed to be very familiar to us. It was a restaurant, bearing our classmate's surname.

In case you don't know who Kum Wen Wei is, take a good look below

He is the one second from left. If can't see him clearly, click to enlarge.

Afiq in search of KLCC

As we walked ahead of us, we saw a Hindu and Buddhist temple next to each other along the road near the border of W.P. KL

The Hindu temple
The Buddhist Temple

Soo macho face konon...

There still exists a "kampung" in KL.

Crossing border.

Pretty boys walking down the street...lame....

Our destination (view from Maluri).

The Mosque that Afiq attends once in a blue moon.

Heard that it is a wonderful school.

Noticed a playground... Could not "tahan" long time since played there. So, our inner children took over us. I mean, we are still children. Only older and bigger.

Afiq giving a demonstration to others on how to ride that thing.

Soo in search of hot chicks.

See me, a big ass monkey.

Pang is the only one acting cool....not.

_|_ him la!

Afiq saw this big and long pole and decided to give it a try. Oops! I mean climb...

Afiq doing his thing.

Searching for KLCC.

Then, we came across this Hindu Temple. Very colourful and vivid architecture. Should taken more pictures of the Temple. But, damn the weather. Hot like hell.

Couple of posers.

Bulatan Kampung Pandan and further ahead is Times Square.

As we walk further we found out that there is this campaign going on. Something about traffic safety. But the thing that we had our eyes on is the 3 firetrucks that are parked at the side of the road. Being ex-Fire and Rescue Cadet members, Soo, Pang and Afiq decided to take a picture.

Too hot to handle until we need a firetruck!

Signboard (just for fun).

Walking through Bulatan Kampung Pandan.

No wonder the hobos prefer to sleep under the flyover bridge. It is friggin' cool down there. Even though that time it is hot.

View of KLCC from the roundabout.

As we pass through Bulatan Kampung Pandan we entered Jalan Tun Razak. There are lots of familiar buildings that can be seen there. Even though we pass by there almost a million times, there is no way we will realise it.

RHB Bank building.

Wisma TIME.

KLCC...Dang! It's NEAR!!

We just took our time.

The famous road.

Mercedez showroom.

The most expensive Indian cuisine restaurant in town.

Mumbai (new name for Bombay) Palace.

No chewing gum allowed inside!

Menara Tabung Haji.

We were exhausted after walking for over 1 and a half hours especially Soo. We decided to rest and fill our empty stomachs at McDonalds in Ampang Park. Apparently, a lot of people were staring at us, probably because of Afiq's flamboyant hair.

Five sets and four stupid guys.

Our pit-stop of the day.

The time we finished eating. 1 more minute to two hours since we started walking.

View from Ampang Park.

View from Wisma Central.

Pang is so photogenic until the camera is blurred.

100 metres left!

Finally!! After walking for more than 2 hours! We had done it! We actually reached our destination without stopping halfway or taking a cab! We are so proud of ourselves. This proves that we can achieve anything if we put our body and soul into it.

Suria KLCC.

Finally! We reached our objective. What an astounding view from below!

Four Jackasses who made it.

After discussing and some rest, we decided to go watch a movie. "Space Chimps". We realised it was a mistake later... way too lame, even for us. We passed time by walking around and taking photos.

How did they put the Christmas tree up?

Afiq : Soo apa lu buat?
Soo : Tengokla!! (pointing down with full of excitement)

Guess what are they doing?
(looking at/for cleavages)

Pang and LVK enjoying the moment.

Pang hugging an exhibit at PetroSains.

Biosphere crap, bla bla bla

At Petrosains. Excited face of losers!!

Special star on the top of the tree.

Pang is hungry. Again. For a small-sized fellow, he eats a lot. So, we went to the cheapest place we could find in KLCC. Food Court at the top floor.

Pang getting ready to dig in his chicken rice. "Gravy too sweet" he said.

Soo frowning. Soo: Manisla!!!
He called the waiter to add water.

Afiq's super-duper sweet honey lemon.

Keeping it cool...

After the movie, Afiq's mum fetched us back home because we were tired from the walk. A bunch of pussies.

Waiting for Afiq's mum.

Happy to be on our way back!

Even though it lasted for only a day, we had fun and a new sense of adventure. Unforgettable memories and moments was imprinted in our hard-headed brains. These were the last few times we can hang out together before each of us follow our separate paths after SPM.

P.S. : This possibly may be the one and only post in this blog. We will try our best to update this blog and make it more lively. (Yeah, rite...)