The Langkawi Experience Day 1

Langkawi, rated one of the most beautiful islands in the world, but for us guys, all we care is the rumoured cheap price of boozes and cigarettes. Yes, we only go there because it is duty-free. Most of the funny stuff happens via video but can't upload them because internet is friggin' slow.

Day 1 of the trip began on the 13th of April. Afiq, Soo and VK were supposed to meet at the Pandan Jaya LRT Station around 7 a.m. But, as you all know, according to Malaysian timing, it registers in the brain as 7.15 a.m. So, poor VK had to wait for 15 minutes for the arrival of Afiq and Soo.

VK - punctual as ever.

Meanwhile, Eng Hoe and Pang had been waiting for us for an hour at school because those two idiots arrived early to school. We then meet up at 7-11 around 7.45 a.m. We decided then to have our breakfast at the famous Hon Kee porridge stall (opposite Hong Leong bank, no pork.... maybe). You will have the shock of your life when you see Pang's hair. Just scroll down.

Note: Pang's the one choking the poor Lai. That's Afiq's hands, by the way. Notice the hair about a year ago.


The Pang now. Wtf? (gasping...) We were all stunned when we first looked at him. Don't ask... He did... rebonding... at RM60. This is what cheap rebonding does to your hair...


Soo and Afiq were comparing about the price of condoms at Langkawi and KL. Duty free?


Happily posing.

Afiq's bowl of fish porridge... delicious!


Eng Hoe stuffing himself. Look at him go. Pang didn't makan, said that he was full.

VK slurping. Hot... the porridge... not him.


Everyone took a sip of their porridge.


Refreshing... no wonder it's famous.

Look at Eng Hoe's bags. One for food, the other for clothing. VK brought his ancient 3kg laptop, luckily Eng Hoe brought a pulley, so instead of carrying that damn thing we just put it inside Eng Hoe's bag and let him do all the work.

Our bus were leaving at 9 a.m. so we rushed over to Puduraya after the breakfast. Everyone was excited at the beginning but we couldn't stand the damned long and torturous 7-hours bus ride. You couldn't believe how mind-numbing it is.

Eng Hoe waiting anxiously for booze... and food.


Ain't he just cool?


Soo in a pensive mood... maybe not, maybe thinking about booze and chicks as well.


Grr. Pang chewing gum while Eng Hoe is fantasizing.


Afiq with a face that's priceless.

Few hours later...


Sleeping "beauty".


Ugly...




Eng Hoe is sleeping peacefully until...... Luckily for Pang, Eng Hoe did not plan on getting his revenge, for the rest of the trip Pang was feeling paranoid whenever he goes to sleep.

Around 12.15 p.m. we reached Perak. Luckily, the driver made a pit stop. After doing our respective business in the washroom, it's time to makan lunch.

At rest house. All attacking their food like piranhas.

No dogs! That means Pang can't enter.

Saw a lizard hiding around the grass.

Somewhere in Perlis, we saw a really eye-catching billboard ad. See for yourself.

Something for your eyes to enjoy! (Click to enlarge)
Note: next time, use a more attractive model for advertisements, especially in cosmetics.

Eng Hoe bought a mineral water bottle with an interesting label. Again, see for yourself.

Cap Keluarga. Nice name for a mineral water bottle.

Finally, after 7+ hours of ass cramping and shitting around, we reached Kuala Perlis. Next we went to the jetty.

On the way to the jetty.

Look at the clear blue sky....

After buying our ferry tickets, we still had time to spare. We went makan again. You guys have to understand, Eng Hoe was with us.

KFC! Eng Hoe ordered the dinner plate for tea break.

Fooling around after a meal.

Posing.

After KFC, Pang began sneezing uncontrollably. Note his "wedding" ring.


Luckily the seats in the ferry were spacious enough for our beloved Eng Hoe. The ride was okay, not too rough and bumpy. The seas were calm. While waiting for the ferry to begin its journey, we took some pictures.

Posers.

Afiq depicting Eng Hoe's face.

Eng Hoe acting cool.

FINALLY! After 9+ hours, we reached Langkawi.

What a pleasant sight!

Wohoo!!

Eng Hoe is already hungry.

While waiting for Soo to get the car, we decided to do a parody of Amazing Race. Take note, the main highlight of the videos is actually the purple pulley bag. Just take a look.

Take One .

Take Two .

Ending, still tak jadi.

Just want to show the slogan/phrases on Afiq's t-shirt. Changes everyday.

While we were buying our ferry tickets Soo rented a Gen-2 RM60 per day, it is damn cheap considered that the guy only charged us for 3 days instead of 4.

Our ride at Langkawi.

All posing.

Very happy, Soo driving and Eng Hoe had to sit in front (Obviously).

We then checked in at AB motel, RM120 per night with 2 double beds. To be divided by 5 fellows, it is really affordable. Plus the room is quite spacious.

Eng Hoe booking his place.

Our shoes were all over the place.

After we went out to town for supper, and guess what caught Afiq's eyes?

YEAH!! Afiq immediately bought a pack of cigarrettes.

Just when Afiq the pack of cigarettes, Soo came to us with a botlle of Heineken (or as we call it Hynie, because it ryhmes with hymen, nothing perverted).

Afiq: HARAM!!!

But after knowing the price of a single bottle, which is only RM2.50

Yeah Baby!! Happy hour!

After that we went to a mamak stall to have our supper. While waiting for our food to arrive, Afiq and Soo decided to take a puff. Don't worry, they are casual smokers, not chain smokers.

Afiq ordering "nasi goreng ayam".

Soo's the one who started smoking.

Then, there was two.

Noob smokers.

Eng Hoe only ordered ais kosong and trying to restrain himself from eating Afiq's food. No-lar, just kidding. The plates in front of him were his orders.

Alma's brother.

After supper, it's back to our room. Chilling out and waiting for our turns to bath since there's only one toilet.

Random shot.

Soo brought his soft toys along.

Cowy and Micky.

VK PSP-ing. Pang's fault for bringing the PSP.

These soft toys started partying before us.

Afiq and Eng Hoe watching a Malay drama.

Soo is quite drunk.

Afiq's turn PSP-ing.

Look! A pig wearing glasses!

Eng Hoe hugging Soo. Soo's very excited.


After that, it's lights out but Afiq keep groping Eng Hoe, causing us a restless night. Eng Hoe was stressed out.